Stereo Types Are Nothing.
Here's mine:
Choose some for yourself and let people laugh at them.
I like tight clothes, so I MUST be a whore.
I go to Saint John's So I MUST be gay.
I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic.
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must have a big dick.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must be smart.
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a fag.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.
I'm old, so I probably can't drive.
I'm quiet, so I must be a bitch.
I'm overweight, so I most likely have a problem with self control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I play softball, so i must be a lesbian.
I'm an atheist, so there must be something wrong with me and I MUST go to hell.
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm from the south (west), so I must be white trash.
I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.
I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.
I don't live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.
I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.
I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister.
I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
I drink, so something must be wrong.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I must be gothic.
I'm blonde, so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter because I'm just a stupid ditz.
I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virign.
I'm Cuban,so I must be a good swimmer.
I'm Mexican, so I must have crossed the border.
I'm not a virgin , so I must be easy.
I don't like chicken so I must not be black.
I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home wreaking whore.
I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm italian, so I must have a big nose.
My parents bought me a car, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I have straight A's, so I must be a boring person.
I'm really into my music, so I must be a scene.
I like black boys, so I must be a fat blonde whore.
I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be irresponsible.
I'm into theatre and art, so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I'm lonely, so I must just be looking to you for attention.
I have a bunch of guy friends, so I must be fucking them all.
I'm Muslim and i don't like corperate America, i MUST be a terrorist
Im Russian, So I Must Not Like Anyone Outta My Race.
I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.
Im a skateborder, so i must be a trouble maker and destroy everything.
I'm Peruvian, so I must not know how to make a living since I'm from a 3rd world country
I always hangout with my teamates, so i must be a stuck up jock.














The Joker
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Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair! ~ The Joker
it's silver.....look kiddo, hope you're okay.
yu may never read this but just know that you have at least one friend who still cares about you
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I reject your reality and substitute my own.
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In the dead of night the only thing to be heard are the echoes of the lonely lunarWoof <3
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"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth." - Umberto Eco
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Moved to ~Bolivian-Ragamuffin
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KISSY FAAAAAAAACE
Note the shitty sarcastic remarks “OMG DID I DRAW THIS? YEAH!” and “DO NOT STEAL” Makes me sick to the core
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Moved to ~Bolivian-Ragamuffin
You will like this just plesae read it all.
thursday october 6, 2005
here just do it
most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I
received this
letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and
within a
week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,
this
really
works!!!!
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1. To yourself, say the name of the only
guy or girl you wanna be with 3
times!
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
within the next week and say it to your self
6
times!!
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
yourself 9 times!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen
between you and that 1special person and say
it to your self 12
times!!!
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
you scroll down focus and
concentrate on it and think on nothing
else but that wish.
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Now make one last &final wish about that one wish
that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people,
and what
you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
Keep going
down
Keep going
Keep
going
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important
message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda
chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863
and
if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing
these
stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same
kid
since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any
attention to
it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her
dad
got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent
the
letter none of that would have happened and her mom
would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the
signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in
the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The
next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever
since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of
course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew
up
and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll
get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that
popular but
not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart
kid and
he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled
a few
friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day,
about
that
same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
then his
dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and
play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best
friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and
Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was
goin' wild!
the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been
going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know
which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but
thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go
out with
that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you
send
this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
life.....forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
friend......ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush
will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have
everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go
in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the
catch.....you only
have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to
everyone you.. know
and u cant send it baq to me
u don't have to do it! ^^
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